laguna BITCH?

it seems as though the gorgeous LC has difficulties keeping friends. she admits that she has too strong a grasp on her friends’ love lives, but is that the ONLY reason this LB alum is left to the slums as of late?

nah. three’s a crowd, but co-bitch LO BOZ has helped alienate poor audrina patridge. for what?

and HELLO?! let’s drop the sex tape accusations. regardless of whether or not heidi and spencer were indeed the culprits slash out to get you [or whatever it is you claim], there are so many celebs out there rockin the same boat.

relax. you did, after all, sign up for superstardom. this shiz comes with the territory.

stay beautiful, LC.

let it be, perez

what’s up with all the miley cyrus bashing of late?

so she made a youtube vid out of jealousy. big f ing deal perez!

…& the rest of the media!

let’s not forget that miley is still a bay bay. leave the kid alone.

for those of you who haven’t seen jailbait on the tube:

…AND G DAMN, IT’S MIL[D]EY ENTERTAINING!

catch me if you can!

they may be geeeeezers now, but once upon a time they were lil cuties. well…

be there or be square…

THE BEACH BOYS CONCERT @ MOHEGAN SUN ON FRIDAY AUGUST 22ND

GET YOUR TIX NOW

[and maybe if you're lucky, you will find me in the crowd!]

tan in a can

usually, i’m not an advocate for self-tanners.

as most of us have learned from experience, the only shades these narsty products offer are orange, orangier, and orangiest.

BUT

i must admit, that as summer has been slowly fading, i’ve opted to test the self tan market again. [tanning salon bills just add up too quickly!]

and this one works just fabulously:

Aveeno Continuous Radiance Moisturizing Lotion [for $15!!!]

the dual-chamber bottle has lotion on one side, self-tanner on the other; a dial lets you slowly amp up to a bronze glow. click up one level every morning, and after five days you’ll have eased into a sun-kissed tint.

pick up a bottle for yourself @ your local walgreens or cvs.

what IS that mysterious… ticking noise?

why it’s coming from this vid, of course!

HILARIOUS, regardless of whether or not you are an HP fan! feel free to click & click & click and let us know if it’s as addicting as we think!

[i admit, i didn't find this one, my friends did! props to the girls]

sole therapy

crocs? f those.

but croc platforms.. ow OW baby!

http://www.dsw.com/dsw_shoes/catalog/product.jsp?index=8&category=dsw4cat80014&prodId=172179&brand

catch em while they’re available @ $79.95

you are so welcome!

i sweat my

morning cup o joe.

it’s f ing NECESSARY.

[yes, hot dunkins' coffee]

my take? hot dunkins is better than hot starbucks. and iced starbucks beats out iced dunkins.