laguna BITCH?

it seems as though the gorgeous LC has difficulties keeping friends. she admits that she has too strong a grasp on her friends’ love lives, but is that the ONLY reason this LB alum is left to the slums as of late?

nah. three’s a crowd, but co-bitch LO BOZ has helped alienate poor audrina patridge. for what?

and HELLO?! let’s drop the sex tape accusations. regardless of whether or not heidi and spencer were indeed the culprits slash out to get you [or whatever it is you claim], there are so many celebs out there rockin the same boat.

relax. you did, after all, sign up for superstardom. this shiz comes with the territory.

stay beautiful, LC.