Rihanna Look Alike!

Chris Brown likes accessorizing, especially when it comes to bringing dates to basketball games. With him at the Lakers/Magic game was his bro, Quincy, and RIHANNA LOOK-A-LIKE (weird?!)

What was he trying to do? What a trickster!

CONGRATZ NICKY J!

Nick Jonas has been a VERY bizzy boy lately! Besides breaking up Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston, he’s also managed to go ahead and GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL! Yay Nick!

Paris & Cristiano?

DOUG REINHARDT WHO?!

Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo is Paris’s new MOTM (man of the moment)

OOH LA LA.

OMFG Heidi?! What Would Jesus Think?

Heidi Montag-Pratt is going to be Playboy’s newest face.

(Please reread one million times if you did not just believe your eyes)

Yes. Jesus-loving, demon-puking HEIDI PRATT is Playboy’s newest model!

WTF?!

oh no, BRET!

poor Bret Michaels!

Some heavy ass piece of equipment fell on his face! Apparently, he “missed the mark” and didn’t move out of the way when it was coming towards him, and no one did anything about it. He’s complaining about a bruised nose.

We’re disappointed. Bret, you are TOO cute and too macho to be complaining about a bruised nose!

Kids? No CAM do!

According to Perez Hilton, Cameron Diaz is all set on the kids, thanks. She says she’s quite happy living the no-screaming, so-diaper changing lives. Besides, she says most of her girlfriends are baby-free, anyways! Looks like new trend is: ME! ME! ME!

 

Brangelina’s pack is soooo five minutes ago.

 

PARIS vs. DAISY

Have we decided who’s the bigger tool ya’ll?

Which show is your guilty pleasure, and which show just makes you cringe?

The thought of competing for a socialites friendship or a tranny’s love….. GAG.

…At least they’re… what, Paris? Hot. Famouzzz.

Give it Up for Bex!

Mmmm mmmm DEELISH!

Beckham is lookin HOT in his new Emporio Armani Underwear campaign!

We’ll be looking for more of your pictures you hot devil! grrrrr

I’ve just died and gone to HEAVEN!

LAUREN CONRAD has already begun her book tour and has bestie Lo’s support!

Lauren’s thinking about turning her book into a television series, and by the looks of the new season of The Hills, I think we’re totally more excited to see Lauren’s spin on the show! Who the F cares about Bitchten Cavallieri (wrong spelling? I could care less).

Lauren clinking champagne glasses with Lo looking tipsy and THRILLED! (I am too!!!! Yay LC!)

 

TWEETERIFIC

So who the F else is obsessed with twitter? I don’t mean who here USES twitter, I mean who here ABUSES twitter? I’m talkin SEEERIOSUS tweeting? It’s an addiction right up there with facebook and myspace (remember THAT one? teehee kidding! I’m sure a lot of you still use it! …like me!). Bored? Tweet.

I tried convincing my mom to get a twitter after discovering she had made an account but didn’t pursue it. She wanted to know what the point was: she never even uses facebook statuses! I get a lot of the same complaints, and I really mean a lot of the same, which kind of boils down to one massive complaint people have with setting up a twitter: Everyone is so concerned with having strangers “follow” them, or in English, see their updates. People also generally complain about “tweeting” their every maneuver.

“eating lunch now.” or “going to work.”

Listen dweebs, if that’s what twitter was really about, Twitter wouldn’t be all the rage. 

No, the appeal to Twitter is the fact that you can “follow” celebrities, politicans, athletes, companies, magazines… you name it, anyone and everything has a Twitter these days.

So not only can you see what everyone’s up to, you can see how everyone interacts with one another. And trust, you’re not reading about how Nicole Richie is “going to pick up Harlow from camp.” I wouldn’t give a shiz either.

If you’re an avid Twitter user or abuser, you understand, and you love it. You’ve activated Twitterberry, UberTwitter, Tweeterific, or ONE of those damn Twitter apps that you can use on your blackberry, iphone, what have you, so you don’t have to be by your computer to get the immediate scoop. For those of you hesitant, JUST MAKE A FRIGGIN ACCOUNT! You have nothing to lose, but everything to learn and gain. People are even using Twitter to make connections, which is what all you college kids are out to get anyways, aren’t you?

 

TRUST, TRUST, TRUST.

And now that I’ve ended my little tirade on Twitter, if your ass isn’t already following me, you better!  (USERNAME: GOLDDIGGGER - yup, 3 g’s, no mistake!) Plus, follow some of my friends!

ALEXCHINSKY (she wants new followers SUPER badly! add her)

KESRICH

OOOHANNAH

JPERKS814

LEGINDARY

8TYEIGHT

FOXLAIRSOLITARE

NAKEDCHERRY

CALAMITYSAR

JIMMYCATTLE

(PS for those of you NOT in the know, these are their usernames. Search em!)

Happy tweeting!