oh no, BRET!

poor Bret Michaels!

Some heavy ass piece of equipment fell on his face! Apparently, he “missed the mark” and didn’t move out of the way when it was coming towards him, and no one did anything about it. He’s complaining about a bruised nose.

We’re disappointed. Bret, you are TOO cute and too macho to be complaining about a bruised nose!

Kids? No CAM do!

According to Perez Hilton, Cameron Diaz is all set on the kids, thanks. She says she’s quite happy living the no-screaming, so-diaper changing lives. Besides, she says most of her girlfriends are baby-free, anyways! Looks like new trend is: ME! ME! ME!

 

Brangelina’s pack is soooo five minutes ago.

 

PARIS vs. DAISY

Have we decided who’s the bigger tool ya’ll?

Which show is your guilty pleasure, and which show just makes you cringe?

The thought of competing for a socialites friendship or a tranny’s love….. GAG.

…At least they’re… what, Paris? Hot. Famouzzz.

Give it Up for Bex!

Mmmm mmmm DEELISH!

Beckham is lookin HOT in his new Emporio Armani Underwear campaign!

We’ll be looking for more of your pictures you hot devil! grrrrr

I’ve just died and gone to HEAVEN!

LAUREN CONRAD has already begun her book tour and has bestie Lo’s support!

Lauren’s thinking about turning her book into a television series, and by the looks of the new season of The Hills, I think we’re totally more excited to see Lauren’s spin on the show! Who the F cares about Bitchten Cavallieri (wrong spelling? I could care less).

Lauren clinking champagne glasses with Lo looking tipsy and THRILLED! (I am too!!!! Yay LC!)

 

TWEETERIFIC

So who the F else is obsessed with twitter? I don’t mean who here USES twitter, I mean who here ABUSES twitter? I’m talkin SEEERIOSUS tweeting? It’s an addiction right up there with facebook and myspace (remember THAT one? teehee kidding! I’m sure a lot of you still use it! …like me!). Bored? Tweet.

I tried convincing my mom to get a twitter after discovering she had made an account but didn’t pursue it. She wanted to know what the point was: she never even uses facebook statuses! I get a lot of the same complaints, and I really mean a lot of the same, which kind of boils down to one massive complaint people have with setting up a twitter: Everyone is so concerned with having strangers “follow” them, or in English, see their updates. People also generally complain about “tweeting” their every maneuver.

“eating lunch now.” or “going to work.”

Listen dweebs, if that’s what twitter was really about, Twitter wouldn’t be all the rage. 

No, the appeal to Twitter is the fact that you can “follow” celebrities, politicans, athletes, companies, magazines… you name it, anyone and everything has a Twitter these days.

So not only can you see what everyone’s up to, you can see how everyone interacts with one another. And trust, you’re not reading about how Nicole Richie is “going to pick up Harlow from camp.” I wouldn’t give a shiz either.

If you’re an avid Twitter user or abuser, you understand, and you love it. You’ve activated Twitterberry, UberTwitter, Tweeterific, or ONE of those damn Twitter apps that you can use on your blackberry, iphone, what have you, so you don’t have to be by your computer to get the immediate scoop. For those of you hesitant, JUST MAKE A FRIGGIN ACCOUNT! You have nothing to lose, but everything to learn and gain. People are even using Twitter to make connections, which is what all you college kids are out to get anyways, aren’t you?

 

TRUST, TRUST, TRUST.

And now that I’ve ended my little tirade on Twitter, if your ass isn’t already following me, you better!  (USERNAME: GOLDDIGGGER - yup, 3 g’s, no mistake!) Plus, follow some of my friends!

ALEXCHINSKY (she wants new followers SUPER badly! add her)

KESRICH

OOOHANNAH

JPERKS814

LEGINDARY

8TYEIGHT

FOXLAIRSOLITARE

NAKEDCHERRY

CALAMITYSAR

JIMMYCATTLE

(PS for those of you NOT in the know, these are their usernames. Search em!)

Happy tweeting!

GIRLS GURLS GIIIIRLZ!

Hey girls! I just got the coolest email from my friend Alex:

WORDS OF WISDOM

1. Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything!

2. If the shoe fits, but it in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt, a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30-day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days)

6. When life gets you down, just put on your big girl panties and DEAL WITH IT!

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no such thing as PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I live in my own little world but that’s okay, they know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons, turn it into lemonade, then mix with vodka.

12. Remember wherever there is a good looking sweet, single or married man, there is some woman sick of his bullshit.

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest!

14. If it has tires or testicles, it’s gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.

PASS IT ALONG LADIES.

 

Cute, no? I’m sure you’ve heard some of them before, but they definitely make you smile! xo

so f-ing sick of SPEIDI

Love to hate em, hate to love em… whatever. I’m done.

The couple thrives on this attention, even if it’s negative. And it’s silly to waste a post on them, but here’s my final goodbye to Spencer and Heidi Pratt.

Off and on Celebrity too many times to even count (I’m not even going to report on whether or not they’re back because this changes minutely). Holly Montag has taken her sister’s place on the show and apparently NBC wants Spencer back on for the drama of it all.

Gag me. Gag me again. This makes me vom.

What do you think of Speidi?

 

we love BRITNEY and her new man!

Britney’s dating her AGENT! Uhhh… didn’t see that one coming!

His name is Jason Trawick.

“Confirming Internet rumors, a source tells PEOPLE that Spears, 27, is romantically involved with her agent, Jason Trawick. “They are totally and definitely dating,” the source says. “Her dad loves him. He’s the best thing that happened to her.”
“They’re very sweet together,” the source says, adding that Spears “always had a crush” on Trawick, who is also one of her brother Bryan’s best friends. “He makes Britney really happy, and he’s great with the boys.”

–The Superficial reports.

ASH IS PREGGERZ AGAIN!

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is pregnant again!

This might explain the lewd behavior she displayed last week! Giving hubs Pete Wentz a lap dance, she began verbally harrassing Pete’s ex-flame Michelle Trachtenberg! To her FACE! WTF did she ever do to you, Smashed-lee?

Nothing! In fact, Trachtenberg remained cool as a cucumber as Simpson bitched her out! Ashlee’s dad had to come to the rescue issuing a statement of apology. Ugh. Please. Grow the f up, for Mowgli’s sake! Or is it Nala? Or wait… Bronx, that’s it.

Bottom Line: Mamas DON’T start catfights, unless they’re trailer trash. Hmmm.