DO IT TO IT BB’S

What do you get when you combine the new healthy-it craze with the so-two-years-ago japanese straightening?

THE BRAZILIAN BLOW OUT.

Here’s the scoop on the new AFFORDABLE craze right from the website:

“America’s #1 smoothing treatment – Brazilian Blowout, is the only smoothing treatment in the market that actually improves hair’s condition. This amazing, in-salon treatment takes approximately 90 minutes and the result lasts for 10 to 12 weeks. Unlike other brazilian keratin treatments, our product is washed off of clients’ hair at the end of the treatment, eliminating the 48 to 72 hours wait time. Clients leave the salon with beautiful, frizz-free hair with amazing shine. Brazilian Blowout is a cumulative process; the more treatment you have, the longer lasting the result. To further prolong the result of this treatment, the use of our exclusive aftercare product line is strongly recommended. This product line consists of Shampoo, Conditioner, Leave-in Conditioner and Deep Conditioning Masque. All of these are available at our certified salons as well as our website. This revolutionary treatment is beneficial and suitable for all hair types, especially for damaged and chemically processed hair because it enhances the absorption of the brazilian blowout solution.”

Most local salons are now proficient in the process of the BB, and will run you approximately between $150 and $350, depending on your hair and the quality salon.

The benefits? Ionly lasts 3-5 months, so if you’re completely sick of having gorgeous frizz-less hair, you’re in luck! Unlike the Japanese straightening system, the Brazilian Blowout leaves your hair smooth no matter how you want to wear your hair! Highlighted, straight, curls, up-do, down-do, WHATEVER!

Inquire TODAY!

If celebrities are your incentives for getting off your azz and doin the damn thing, fans of this process include Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie and Ashlee Simpson.

Cupcake Couture

For all of you east coasters (sans Boston because ya’ll have heard of him!) get a load of this cream!

(That was so NOT intended to be dirty or anything…!)

Johnny Cupcakes may just be the coolest t-shirts around, not just for their funky spin on pop culture icons (Johnny Cupcakes claim to fame = a signature icon featuring a cupcake somewhere in the mix!) but for their originality and one-of-a-kindness!

Each t-shirt design is either special edition or limited edition, so no matter what, if you own a Johnny Cupcakes t-shirt, you are the proud owner of one of a few in the whole wide freakin world! Get it?!?!? Or am I talking in circles?

Check it out yourself on www.johnnycupcakes.com

And be sure to read up on how he got started! This lucrative bizman is a real dummy! I’m not kidding. If Johnny can, you can, readers!

RIP Gidget! :(

That poor lil Taco Bell baby!

15-year old Gidget (THE TACO BELL SPOKESHUAHUA) died of  a stroke!

Our condolences go out to his family.

Teheehe. Okay, that’s terrible. Poor doggy! But really, another celebrity to shit the bed!?!

Okay, okay, I’m done poking fun.

Yo quiero Gidget! Te amo poochie!

GUKKK, NOT Gawk!

Gawker exposes Glamour Magazine’s article featuring new “hotspot” to pluck:

YOUR NIPPLES!

We know that the goal of Glamour is to, well, “teach” if you will, the art of being glamorous, the current trends, and so on and so forth. But HELLO?!?! This article is just waaaaaaaay TMI.

Let’s leave tweezing your nipple hair a taboo subject, shall we? Gukkkk.

OMGZ OMGZ OMGZ

I just peed my pants, with no thanks to my Mickey D’s extra large iced French Vanilla coffee!

Are you sitting down?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

BOO!

acKNOWLEDGE the music: BLOGS I <3

What do you get when you mix pot-lovers, the underground music scene and just plain cool?

My friend’s insanely addictive blog!

www.8tyeight.com

If you like it, then you’ll absolutely LOVE

www.legindarystatus.blogspot.com

PS: Both creators of these blogs are tight, too! Check it out.

MISCHA MISCHA MISCHA!

Your favorite girl-next-door turned coked-up party mess Mischa Barton is doing just fine! She was released from rehab on July 19th and is trying to get back into the swing of things.

She has a career to focus on, people! In case you forgot.

My FAVORITE celeb couple

Whatever it is, I just can’t get enough of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Part of me wonders whether or not all their relationship drama is real, but when I take a step back to evaluate all of MY relationship baggage, I realize that the chances of their relationship lunacy NOT being made from concentrate, are very great… and juicy! mmm mmmmm!

All the more fun to observe, follow and stalk, my dears!

THE LATEST? On again off again couple seen arguing (WHAT?!?!?!?!?!) over something or another.

Ronson tosses Lohan’s clothes out of her apartment! Seriously! Well, let’s not upset the sensitive duo: Sam places her clothes neatly in a little brown grocery bag outside her home.

No KFED No!

K-Fed to get his own reality show? He needs more of a reality check!

Whoever’s brilliant idea it was to put Special-K on television was definitely suffering some massive shroomie damage! Having some swirly visions NOT to our liking!

Blegh. Shed a few pounds, become someone worthwhile, and maybe we’ll tune in.

PHOTO COURTESY OF US WEEKLY!