MISCHA MISCHA MISCHA!

Your favorite girl-next-door turned coked-up party mess Mischa Barton is doing just fine! She was released from rehab on July 19th and is trying to get back into the swing of things.

She has a career to focus on, people! In case you forgot.

JEW GEOGRAPHY with BSPEA-AHZ!

Britney Spears want to become a JEW! Who knew?

I wonder how many Jews it takes to connect ya to Brit!

…RAWWWWWR!

She’ll definitely be looking for a good excuse to break her nose now. Rhinoplasty? For Christians, totes McGotes. Jewnoplasty!

WHAT AN IDIOT!

Megan Fox isn’t only HOT, she’s on FIRE!

The girl can’t keep her trap shut long enough to convince America that she has a speck of intelligence oozing out her pretty brain.

In an interview with E on the red carpet, Megan gushes and divulges everything she (probably, deep down) didn’t REALLY want the world knowing!

Stoopid girl.

THE VID IS A MST-SEE! COPY/PASTE THE LINK BELOW!

http://www.shoppingblog.com/cgi-bin/sblog.pl?sblog=1120913

omfg hilar

19 ways to maintain a healthy level of total f ing weirdness insanity

[even if you don't try them, they're f ing hilarious to read through]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It ‘In.’

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write ‘For Smuggling Diamonds’

7. Finish All Your sentences with ‘In Accordance With The Prophecy.’

8. Don’t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go.’

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Colleagues Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won!, I Won!’

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Car Park, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!’

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’

 

 

 

TOLD YA SO!

what JOKERS!

THIS MOVIE IS AN F ING BAD INFLUENCE!

muahahahaha just JOKING! 

my friend jriz [right] poses as the joker. this movie is proving to be quite the phenom.

ch ch check out the muffins

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let it be, perez

what’s up with all the miley cyrus bashing of late?

so she made a youtube vid out of jealousy. big f ing deal perez!

…& the rest of the media!

let’s not forget that miley is still a bay bay. leave the kid alone.

for those of you who haven’t seen jailbait on the tube:

…AND G DAMN, IT’S MIL[D]EY ENTERTAINING!

HAHAHA

these kids are f ing hilar.

hahaha STILL laughing

not to be a huge betch BUT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

verne troyer, aka mini-me, was apparently violently thrown to the ground by his normal-sized girlfriend. he bumped his head and whatnot. charlie’s brother couldn’t have said it better:

“AND IT REHHHHLLEEEEEE HUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

poor little vernie! we hope he’s recovering.

AHH f ing fainting goats!

you’re going to legit

piss yo pants

 

[ be sure to turn up your volume, this vid is a softie! ]

 

… AND THE POOR FRIGHTENED PANDY!

 

DISCLAIMER: juliesays.com is SO against animal cruelty!

… but this shiz is just too funny ;]