GUKKK, NOT Gawk!

Gawker exposes Glamour Magazine’s article featuring new “hotspot” to pluck:

YOUR NIPPLES!

We know that the goal of Glamour is to, well, “teach” if you will, the art of being glamorous, the current trends, and so on and so forth. But HELLO?!?! This article is just waaaaaaaay TMI.

Let’s leave tweezing your nipple hair a taboo subject, shall we? Gukkkk.

No KFED No!

K-Fed to get his own reality show? He needs more of a reality check!

Whoever’s brilliant idea it was to put Special-K on television was definitely suffering some massive shroomie damage! Having some swirly visions NOT to our liking!

Blegh. Shed a few pounds, become someone worthwhile, and maybe we’ll tune in.

PHOTO COURTESY OF US WEEKLY!

icky icky ick FOOD!

Did you know?

As bad as fast food like McDonald’s, Burger King and Wendy’s are for you, in-and-out eateries like Applebee’s ARE EVEN WORSE!?

It’s no WONDER that college students gain the freshmen-15! Applebee’s and TGI Friday’s are two restaurants that can be found on a SHIZLOAOD of college campuses!

Deeeeeee-sgusting! Take your dough elsewhere!

BAHAHA heart the FAKERZ

So… some British tabloid f-ed up? Nah, we’re pretty sure they totally fabricated an interview with Harry Potter star, Emma Watson! Who gives an f?

Well if you’re Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, you might! Faker Roberts told the tabloid that even though she was interested in Pattinson, he was already taken.

Now, you just don’t spread rumors like that! Didn’t your mother ever tell you that KARMA’S A BITCH? If you don’t know the truth, you don’t open your speaking box and blab about a whole bunch of blarney!

As far as we the American people are concerned, the Twilight stars are NOT an item.

more embarrassing than THIS:

is her stanky new reality television series:

Paris Hilton’s: My New BFF

Really, Paris? I thought we made amends with Nicole Bitchie.

And come on, let’s be serious. Were you really ever contemplating replacing any of your A-list gal pals for that horrendous Asian he-she?

So disappointed. And most definitely, so not hot.

Agreed?

CAM-NO!!!

before you go purchasing camo apparel, check this out:

http://www.thatsmetoo.com/images/camoshirt.jpg

it’s totally fugz and you should never be caught dead in camo.

TIP: save it for the soulja boys.

[and what's with that heinous jeweled cross! gag.]

ALERT: sleeezball of the day

some unknown myspace friend [ugh...friend...whose name will go unmentioned] just sent me this message regarding juliesays.com:

“I’m telling you, kid, stick with me and your blog will be getting big ratings in no time. I know a thing or two about getting hits. At one point in time my ol’ Livejournal was getting 500 unique visitors a day. Trust me, controversy creates cash, and there’s no doubt in my mind that your Mr. Potato Head looking boyfriend won’t mind you spending a night or two with a real man like myself… and then posting it on the internet for the world to see.”

 ”My blog is better. The only thing that would make people wanna read your blog is if me and you had sex and posted pictures on it. It would help your career, trust me.”

where is his class? like really.

i’m gonna make me famous without this grade a douche.

wtf lindsay lohan?!

seriously… she used to be so f ing cute.

what the f happened?

i can’t stand my…

loud demanding boss.

like, what the f

just a word of advice: karma.

keep on treating your employees like garbage and that shiyaz comes full circle baby.

loves ya! ugh… not.

hej då sara

tack sara, for being such an amazing friend. your presence will be greatly missed, but we’ll be chatting everyday – promise! i love you! fill sweden with the amazingness you’ve filled here. xo

 

good luck back home babe.