WHAT AN IDIOT!

Megan Fox isn’t only HOT, she’s on FIRE!

The girl can’t keep her trap shut long enough to convince America that she has a speck of intelligence oozing out her pretty brain.

In an interview with E on the red carpet, Megan gushes and divulges everything she (probably, deep down) didn’t REALLY want the world knowing!

Stoopid girl.

THE VID IS A MST-SEE! COPY/PASTE THE LINK BELOW!

http://www.shoppingblog.com/cgi-bin/sblog.pl?sblog=1120913

BAHAHA heart the FAKERZ

So… some British tabloid f-ed up? Nah, we’re pretty sure they totally fabricated an interview with Harry Potter star, Emma Watson! Who gives an f?

Well if you’re Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, you might! Faker Roberts told the tabloid that even though she was interested in Pattinson, he was already taken.

Now, you just don’t spread rumors like that! Didn’t your mother ever tell you that KARMA’S A BITCH? If you don’t know the truth, you don’t open your speaking box and blab about a whole bunch of blarney!

As far as we the American people are concerned, the Twilight stars are NOT an item.

CAM-NO!!!

before you go purchasing camo apparel, check this out:

http://www.thatsmetoo.com/images/camoshirt.jpg

it’s totally fugz and you should never be caught dead in camo.

TIP: save it for the soulja boys.

[and what's with that heinous jeweled cross! gag.]

TAT-TOES

wow. hurt much?

BAHAHA. camel toe.

what do you think of tat-toes?

fart, it’s the natural thing to do

kudos to the fart artist:

but still… what the F man? really?

what is she thinking?!

this kicesie WEIRDO chick is wack.

her sex ed shiz will confuse the shit out of entertain you!

…we can weirdly NOT get enough of this youtube girl:

http://www.youtube.com/user/kicesie

YOU decide! [be sure to heavily browse her vid collection]

tacky tacky

ugh. i <3 ny tees are so fugly. they are just plain TACKY.

seriously people.

the only losers that should be wearing that touristy trash are the foreigners who don’t know any better.

… and don’t try to fool anyone by wearing a vintage looking i <3 ny tee. just as fugz.

it’s ok. we still <3 you.

attn: sleezy old men

forty and fifty somethings, pls avert your ancient eyes from my coochiecoochiecooooo cachhhuu.

really, you are such perverts. we all think so. you are doing yourselves a disservice, because there are no respectable twenty-somethings that will ever touch your married ass.

IPhone

IPhone? Can you say… IIIIIIIIIIIII’m an idiot??

The phone market is sucking you poor things in.

PROPS – your phone is legit. But, isn’t the IPhone 12 GB coming out next month?!?! OMGZOMGZOMGZ! Ohhhh no you didn’t.

Ugh. Sorry. You will unfortunately just never be able to keep up with technology. Instead, you will spend your life trying to achieve the greatest piece of the future you can get your hands on.

Don’t wanna be part of the craze? Opt for a cheapo phone.  The benefits? In case you drop it and have to make a ridiculous INEEDYOURFUCKINGNUMBERSAGAINUGHIMSOFUCKINGSORRYABOUTTHIS facebook group, at least you won’t feel bad about having to buy another phone…? True story.

so ima sip on that haterade

you know what’s really terrible? when people indian give, or indian promise. it’s like, one minute someone tells you they are going to do something [like show up at your birthday party, for example], and the week before, they tell you they realized they’re going to be away, or they have prior commitments.

hello? my blackberry reminds me everytime an event is approaching. not everyone owns blackberries, so for those of you technologically behind the 8ball, there are calendars. just pointing that out.

my point is, and UGH, i do it all the time too, so i’m just venting.. my point is, is that you betches best not break plans. because you suxxx for doing it.

next time, sched your manipedi for another friend’s birthday. ok?

it’s ok, i still loves you. x a mil.